I like people.

whendaybreaks:

corgle:

bridmpreg:

kankri-kranki:

meenahbeans:

sex-god-daddy-egbert:

seafiish:

sirdavevantas:

crackedsidewalk:

hoveroundismysavior:

cucumberbatchin:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD

JUST CLICK IT OMG

I AM THE WISE OLD GUARDIAN OF BUTTS

THIS MAKES ME SAD AGAIN BECAUSE I CANT CREATE SOMETHING LIKE THOSE ON THIS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i made a demon puppy„,

i made the scratch

pokemon-personalities:

was Yancy confirmed for fairy type or

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

humaninuyasha:

prussiasfivemeters:

animedads:

Leonardo Doujinshi

and his most famous artwork moe lisa

happilymourning:

thatsqualitystuff:

we were taking our math test and i turned around and

can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain

this picture is like the perfect description of school tho

nintooner:

bloodbending:

1) villager’s final smash has to be godzilla sized resetti
2) villager’s final smash has to be godzilla sized resetti
3) villager’s final smash has to be godzilla sized resetti

“I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING RESET”

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION